Vibe coding shirts

You describe the feature, the agent writes it, and you read the diff later. Maybe. These shirts are for that workflow, not the semicolon jokes from 2014.

• Vibe Coded. Shipped Anyway. Hoodie ($64). It says VIBE CODED on the left chest and SHIPPED ANYWAY on the back.
• The Agent Asked Tee ($29). A permission dialog with "Allow always" already selected.
• Prompt Injection Tee ($29). A prompt-injection joke written as a code comment.
• Hallucinated With Confidence Tee ($29). A retro seal with a 99.9% confidence score.

Prints use a few flat ink colors, sized S to 2XL. 2XL adds $2.