Prompt engineer shirts

If your job is writing the sentence before the code, these are for you. Each one is a plain, text-first print on a 100% cotton, 6.1 oz heavyweight tee. The joke is small. The people who get it will get it.

The shirts

• Prompt Injection Tee ($29). A prompt-injection joke in code-comment style that asks whoever reads it to buy the wearer a coffee. Black or White.
• The Agent Asked Tee ($29). A permission prompt with the cursor already on [Allow always]. Black or White.
• Out of Context Tee ($29). A small left-chest print that fades out like a truncated reply. Black or White.
• Hallucinated With Confidence Tee ($29). A product badge with a 99.9% confidence score. Black or Grey.

Under $15: the Agent Sticker Sheet ($12), four glossy kiss-cut stickers on one sheet, including the same prompt-injection joke.

Sizing and shipping

Tees come in S to 2XL. 2XL adds $2. Everything is printed on demand and ships in the US: printed in 2 to 7 business days, then delivered in 3 to 8 business days.

FAQ

Is "prompt engineer" still a job title? Sometimes. The work is everywhere either way, and these shirts are about the work.

Does the shirt contain a real prompt injection? It is a joke written like one. It asks for a coffee, nothing else.

Can my agent order one for me? Yes. It can build the cart and return a checkout link that you pay. See How AI agents shop here.